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By Christopher Robinson
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Three chickens were murdered.  Police think “fowl play” was involved.
Q.  In Australia, what do they call a “boomerang” that doesn’t return?
A.  A stick.
After numerous attempts, and severe burns, Helen Keller “mastered” the waffle iron.
A “dead battery” walks into a bar and says, “How much for a beer?”
“For you,” the bartender says, “no charge.”
Here lies Les Moore
Shot with a .44
No Les
No Moore
You may be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
Good News: The doctor said I have 24 hours to live.
Bad News: He said he's been trying to reach me for the last three days!
I purchased a Butterfinger candy bar at the grocery store. I dropped it.
I make love in the dark only. I always make sure the car door is closed first.
After lengthy negotiations and a brief strike, Vlasic and the pickle union agreed to a new dill.
I’m sentimental about my furniture.  My recliner and I go way back.
Q.  Why did the blind man fall in the well?
A.  Because he couldn’t see that well.
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