Liked Jokes 11 - Like This Joke

By Christopher Robinson
One-liners and short jokes as "LIKED" by a panel of social media judges!
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Liked Jokes 11

Alcohol doesn't solve problems; neither does milk.
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What do they call expensive plates in China?
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Growing up, I wanted to be either a policeman or a fireman. I decided on the ladder.
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Patient: "Doctor, every morning I look in the mirror and see an "ugly person." What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
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I drink to forget. What was I saying?
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I purchased worms but received minnows.
This was clearly a case of "bait and switch."
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I walked into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender told me not to start anything.
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"No one's perfect...unless they're completing a job application."
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My pen ran out of invisible ink. I think.
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Q. Did you hear about the "knock knock joke" inventor?
A. He won the Nobel prize.
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Gambling problem?  Call us.  Ten to one we call help.
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Q.  What’s a lesbian’s favorite card game?
A.   Poker.
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If medical marijuana is tax deductible, are Doritos and chocolate donuts treated the same way?
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