Liked Jokes 12 - Like This Joke

By Christopher Robinson
One-liners and short jokes as "LIKED" by a panel of social media judges!
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Liked Jokes 12

I was terrified by “speed bumps,” but I got over it.
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Q.  What’s a midget’s favorite cake?
A.  Shortcake.
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I like dating “homeless” women. I can drop them off anyplace.
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I purchased "deer nuts" at the dollar store. They were under a buck.
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I worked at H&R Block for three days before quitting. The work was too taxing.
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You may be a redneck if you consider Hefty the best alterative to vehicle glass replacement.
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It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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“Money talks.  It says ‘goodbye’ repeatedly.”
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Do microwave ovens ever break? I mean, I have one so old that it has Roman numerals.
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I'm a horse groomer. It doesn't pay much but at least it's a stable job.
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To his disappointment, Short John's new clothing line, thermal underwear, was a dismal failure.
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When I was born, the delivery room doctor slapped my mother.
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My wife must be dead.  The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.
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PATIENT: "Doctor, my wife is a "dominatrix."
DOCTOR: "What are the symptoms?"
PATIENT: "Beats me!"
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