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By Christopher Robinson
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I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.
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I tried to borrow money from a midget but he was a “little short.”
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Do people annoy you when they answer their own questions? They do me.
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I like to talk after “making love.” I usually call my wife.
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“Person who cooks beans and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”
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With careful planning and preparation, I like to be spontaneous.
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Strobe lights in the bedroom are great.  My wife looks like she’s moving during sex.
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I joined a club that “saves whales.” Several members have collected the whole set.
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I went to a four-year “joke” college.  It was “pun” while it lasted.
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I bought running shoes from a drug dealer.  I now can outrun anyone, the police especially.
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My wife wanted exercise equipment for her birthday.  I got her a vacuum cleaner.
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Q.  How does every dirty joke start?
A.  By looking over your shoulder.
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Someone stole my dictionary. I’m at a loss for words.
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“Experience” – the ability to recognize your mistakes as you repeat them over and over.
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