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By Christopher Robinson
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I had to sell my “bandwagon.” Everyone kept “jumping” on.
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SHIN – “Bone in lower leg used to locate furniture in dark rooms.”
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Most women want a guy who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking.  Unfortunately, for women, most of these guys already have boyfriends.
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I went to a psychic recently.  He said, “What’s your name?”  I said, “Man, you’re a fraud.”
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I was arrested at Walmart for stealing “board games.”  I took one “risk” too many.
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My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair.
I knew she would come crawling back to me.
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What does “Bugs Bunny” carry for luck?
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Q.  What is Helen Keller’s favorite mouthwash?
A.  Jergens lotion.
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Q.  What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
A.  Punch.
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Q.  Why did the sheep get a ticket for walking down the road?
A.  She made an illegal “ewe-turn.”
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My girlfriend accused me of cheating.  I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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I’m so poor that my wife can’t afford batteries.  She has to have sex with me.
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The cleaning lady is really mad at me. She wants a divorce.
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“It doesn’t matter if you win or lose.  What matters is if I win or lose.”
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