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By Christopher Robinson
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Yo momma is so fat that when she goes camping, the bears lock up their food.
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Tequila may not be the answer, but it does make you forget the question.
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You may be a redneck if a fill up doubles the value of your truck.
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That “Patel” guy in India must be a stud.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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Notice: A time travel seminar will be presented two weeks ago.
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Q. What color is the “ghost flag?”
A. Red, white and BOO.
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I knew I was on the “Highway to Hell” when I came upon an AC/DC tollbooth.
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“Never trust a dog to guard your food.”
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“All men are born equal. Then they get married.”
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I got a Viagra stuck in my throat. Now I have a “stiff neck.”
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I’m so poor that I can’t even afford “Weenees” in my “Beanees.”
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“The best things in life are free or have no interest or payments for one year.”
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Five out of four people are unfamiliar with “fractions.”
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