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By Christopher Robinson
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Liked Jokes 8

Yo momma is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
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“Man who overdoses on Viagra die hard.”
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  What do atheists scream when making love
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I’m so poor that if you saw me kicking a trash can, I would be moving.
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My wife wanted to eat somewhere “new.”  I showed her the kitchen.
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I’m not sure what the “I” and the “R” stand for, but I’m pretty certain that the “S” stands for “Satan.”
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My wife tinted her hair.  It was her highlight of the day.
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Yo momma is so ugly that “Jason” now wears a blindfold instead of a hockey mask.
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“Diarrhea is hereditary.  It runs in your jeans.”
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Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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I take my wife everywhere.  She keeps finding her way back.
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You may be a redneck if your girlfriend has a better mustache than you do.
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Yo mamma is so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
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“Man who sniff butt get high on crack.”
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